we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?
horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru